Wednesday, February 9, 2011
NAPOLEON OR TINY TIM?
I know someone got where I'm going with this from the title. For those of you who did not, let me explain.
Vertically challenged men very often have attitude problems...I don't think there is much denying that. But I don't consider that a Napoleonic complex like many people do...b/c since I've started giving shorter men a chance, I've noticed that is not quite being fair. Don't get me wrong, some short men do have issues based solely upon their height...those men are Tiny Tim's.
There is nothing remarkable about a Tiny Tim...he's just tiny. For me, he is also inclined to pluck my nerves and be the recipient of a cuss out at some not far off point in our knowing each other.
Napoleons, on the other hand are pretty damn remarkable!!! Now, the attitude is there, but it's not height-derived-it's based on the fact that the 3rd leg is banging off the knee cap of one of those legs used for walking. Napoleon's attitude is in knowing that his package is bigger than a dude twice his size and the knowledge that if you were to see what he's workin with...you might not be so quick to sleep on him.
This is of course just one woman's opinion...